ilovemusicalyy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

loveyatothemoonandback:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

iamstudentdelusion:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

turing-tested:

god was so fucked up when she made humans like yes let’s give them uhhhhh the capability to love but also let’s give them small caves inside their skull in which to accumulate snot. they’ll love that shit

i love every part of this post

i also love that this implies no malicious intent on god’s part it’s just ‘she was shitfaced what you gonna do’

she tried, okay?

did she?

she was doing her best

was she though

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

I

theawesomeadventurer:

everyday-younglife:

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t

crystalcircle:

pregnantseinfeld:

pregnantseinfeld:

I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops

Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today